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Ask Audrey: My boyfriend's as loyal as a tomcat — I picked him up when his wife went to the toilet

"She met another fella fast enough on the night — when Kanturk is good, it’s very good."

<p>Kildare man Paul Mescal looking ready for battle in the trailer for 'Gladiator II'. Dowcha Donie has competition.</p>

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Ask Audrey: What's the story with looking like Paul Mescal?

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Ask Audrey: What’s the story with charging people to walk on the footpath in Cork city?

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'

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Ask Audrey: We need to visit the capital - how long would it take us to get to Belfast?

Ask Audrey: 'C’mere, what’s the story with fancying Ryan Tubridy?'

Ask Audrey: Nude charity lunches are environmentally friendly — and there's no fashion worries

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'

Ask Audrey: Our coffee business is called My Body is a Ballintemple

Queuing to view a house in Glanmire... I don’t know what’s worse there, the queueing or the viewing

Listen | Thu, 08 Jun, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'

S Listen - Ask Audrey: A house in Kinsale is now beyond your average Douglas Road Stunner

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Listen | Thu, 22 Sep, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'

Listen — Ask Audrey: The old man is attempting to cut me off, financially. How can I get him to stop?

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Listen | Fri, 16 Sep, 2022

Garth Brooks promotes Croke Park concerts

Ask Audrey's Guide to 2022: Parking spaces are going to be as scarce as a PhD in Kanturk

Our fabulous agony aunt looks forward to 2022 — and it’s all basically Sinn Féin, boosters, and snogging in the streets. Happy New Year!

Fri, 31 Dec, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'

Ask Audrey: Amn’t I 20 pages into my debut erotic novel, 50 Shades of Scartaglin

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 01 Apr, 2021

Ask Audrey: Do you trust them? Not really, he's an estate agent

Ask Audrey: Do you trust them? Not really, he's an estate agent

Sorting Cork people out for ages.

Thu, 18 Mar, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'

Ask Audrey: What do you get if you cross a badger with a Kerry woman?

"As you’d imagine with someone from Kinsale, she do be well into the sexual experimentation"

Thu, 25 Feb, 2021

Ask Audrey: Is it still wild camping if we bring the Nespresso machine?

Ask Audrey: Level 3? Why would anyone want to leave Cork city?

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Fri, 02 Oct, 2020

Mother taking kids to school

Ask Audrey's Back To School Guide

What to pack, what to say and how to deal with teachers. Ask Audrey has all the advice you need to get those children back to school without a hitch.

Thu, 20 Aug, 2020

Ask Audrey: Is it still wild camping if we bring the Nespresso machine?

Ask Audrey: Is it still wild camping if we bring the Nespresso machine?

Sorting out Cork people for ages...

Fri, 31 Jul, 2020

Ask Audrey: Ducks in the Lough are nervous, living that close to Togher

Ask Audrey: Ducks in the Lough are nervous, living that close to Togher

Sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 09 Jul, 2020

Ask Audrey: Terrible tragedy in our family - my sister is engaged to a guy from Bishopstown

Ask Audrey: Terrible tragedy in our family - my sister is engaged to a guy from Bishopstown

Hello old stock. There has been a terrible tragedy in our family — my sister is after getting engaged to a guy from Bishopstown.

Thu, 02 Jul, 2020

Ask Audrey: Kerrymen would give you the eye even if you had a moustache

Ask Audrey: Kerrymen would give you the eye even if you had a moustache

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 25 Jun, 2020

Ask Audrey: 'My friend works for Tourism Ireland, we call her Diddly Ei-Leen'

Ask Audrey: 'My friend works for Tourism Ireland, we call her Diddly Ei-Leen'

C’mere, what’s the story with coming into contact with English people? I’m not a racist now like, some of my best friends are from Galway.

Thu, 18 Jun, 2020

Ask Audrey: West Cork staycations are so now on Douglas Road

Ask Audrey: West Cork staycations are so now on Douglas Road

Sorting out Cork people for ages ..

Fri, 12 Jun, 2020

Ask Audrey: Are we supposed to envy the gowls in Normal People?

Ask Audrey: Are we supposed to envy the gowls in Normal People?

Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 04 Jun, 2020

Ask Audrey: Normal People is basically a Maeve Binchy novel with mobile phones

Ask Audrey: Normal People is basically a Maeve Binchy novel with mobile phones

She's been sorting out Cork people for ages like

Thu, 28 May, 2020

Ask Audrey: I told him I want to see something disgusting so he sent me a photo of Cobh

Ask Audrey: I told him I want to see something disgusting so he sent me a photo of Cobh

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 21 May, 2020

Ask Audrey: My cousin became a poet because he wanted to get off with women half his age

Ask Audrey: My cousin became a poet because he wanted to get off with women half his age

That's Cork sorted now ...

Thu, 14 May, 2020

Ask Audrey: 'I haven’t bribed a Guard since the New Twopothouse Drug Cartel incident'

Ask Audrey: 'I haven’t bribed a Guard since the New Twopothouse Drug Cartel incident'

Sorting Out Cork People for Ages

Thu, 07 May, 2020

Ask Audrey: A lesbian daughter is the latest must-have accessory on the Rochestown Road

Ask Audrey: A lesbian daughter is the latest must-have accessory on the Rochestown Road

Sorting out Cork people for ages like

Thu, 30 Apr, 2020

Ask Audrey: So, like, do you have any idea where I might get a couple of hippos and a snake?

Ask Audrey: So, like, do you have any idea where I might get a couple of hippos and a snake?

Sorting out all your pandemic problems...

Thu, 23 Apr, 2020

Ask Audrey: 'Could you help smuggle a stylist into my gaff?'

Ask Audrey: 'Could you help smuggle a stylist into my gaff?'

We’ve been married for 27 years and if I had to describe our sex life, I’d say ‘desperately disappointing unless you have a bottle of Merlot in you’, a bit like Fermoy that way.

Thu, 16 Apr, 2020

Ask Audrey: I’m so ahead of the curve dude, I’m already worried about getting Covid-20

Ask Audrey: I’m so ahead of the curve dude, I’m already worried about getting Covid-20

Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 09 Apr, 2020

Ask Audrey: 'I'll end up looking like a woman from Kanturk'

Ask Audrey: 'I'll end up looking like a woman from Kanturk'

Sorting out Posh Cork for ages!

Fri, 03 Apr, 2020

Ask Audrey: My friend has a support group called Sundays Well People Mortified About Claiming Social Welfare

Ask Audrey: My friend has a support group called Sundays Well People Mortified About Claiming Social Welfare

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Thu, 26 Mar, 2020

Ask Audrey: What measures are you taking for home-schooling? Three tonic to one of gin

Ask Audrey: What measures are you taking for home-schooling? Three tonic to one of gin

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 19 Mar, 2020

Ask Audrey: Cheltenham - Please gamble responsibly, with your grandmother's life.

Ask Audrey: Cheltenham - Please gamble responsibly, with your grandmother's life.

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 12 Mar, 2020

Ask Audrey: 'I come out in a rash if I have less than seven girlfriends'

Ask Audrey: 'I come out in a rash if I have less than seven girlfriends'

Posh Cork's agony aunt: sorting people out for ages

Thu, 05 Mar, 2020

Ask Audrey: Why aren't William and Kate coming to Cork?

Ask Audrey: Why aren't William and Kate coming to Cork?

Posh Cork's agony aunt: sorting out Cork people for ages.

Thu, 27 Feb, 2020

Ask Audrey: What's the story with dreams?

Ask Audrey: What's the story with dreams?

Sorting out Cork people for ages.

Thu, 20 Feb, 2020

Ask Audrey: Where's the best place for an influencer to spend 6 months? Prison

Ask Audrey: Where's the best place for an influencer to spend 6 months? Prison

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Thu, 13 Feb, 2020

Ask Audrey: I wouldn't mind facing a grilling by David McCullagh

Ask Audrey: I wouldn't mind facing a grilling by David McCullagh

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 06 Feb, 2020

Ask Audrey: My nephew gets turned on thinking about Fianna Fáil transfers in Carlow-Kilkenny

Ask Audrey: My nephew gets turned on thinking about Fianna Fáil transfers in Carlow-Kilkenny

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 30 Jan, 2020

Ask Audrey: My old man is a millionaire but I formed a political party called Eat the Rich, Bitch

Ask Audrey: My old man is a millionaire but I formed a political party called Eat the Rich, Bitch

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 16 Jan, 2020

Ask Audrey: I woke up this morning without feeling as rough as a pub on Blarney Street

Ask Audrey: I woke up this morning without feeling as rough as a pub on Blarney Street

Sorting out Cork people for ages ...

Thu, 09 Jan, 2020

Ask Audrey: The poor ‘Mam’ collapsed when she saw me, she didn’t realise how much I earn from private patients

Ask Audrey: The poor ‘Mam’ collapsed when she saw me, she didn’t realise how much I earn from private patients

Sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 02 Jan, 2020

Ask Audrey's 2020 predictions: Cork to win the double but the Páirc may be a water polo stadium

Ask Audrey's 2020 predictions: Cork to win the double but the Páirc may be a water polo stadium

Ask Audrey predicts good news for 2020, with Cork to bring a double-double back to Páirc Uí Chaoimh. The bad news is that by the end of the year, the Páirc may be a water polo stadium

Mon, 30 Dec, 2019

Ask Audrey: Never start a pyramid scheme in south Kerry, they’re actually not as thick as they look

Ask Audrey: Never start a pyramid scheme in south Kerry, they’re actually not as thick as they look

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Fri, 27 Dec, 2019

Ask Audrey: My friend moved to Carrigaline after a series of very poor life choices

Ask Audrey: My friend moved to Carrigaline after a series of very poor life choices

Hi gang, Audrey here. I pulled a few strings in the River Lee Hotel and got them to host a Christmas Coffee Morning for a selection of the misfortunates who write in to me every week.

Thu, 19 Dec, 2019

Ask Audrey: Being nice to poor kids is everything that is wrong about Christmas

Ask Audrey: Being nice to poor kids is everything that is wrong about Christmas

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 12 Dec, 2019

Ask Audrey: The bad air quality in Cork is down to the smell of deep-fat frying off the Norries

Ask Audrey: The bad air quality in Cork is down to the smell of deep-fat frying off the Norries

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 05 Dec, 2019

Ask Audrey: This OK Boomer crack, are the young people a shower of p***ks now or what like?

Ask Audrey: This OK Boomer crack, are the young people a shower of p***ks now or what like?

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 28 Nov, 2019

Ask Audrey: Is it still ok to just lob the gob after 10 pints?

Ask Audrey: Is it still ok to just lob the gob after 10 pints?

Sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 21 Nov, 2019