Ask Audrey: 'I'll end up looking like a woman from Kanturk'

Sorting out Posh Cork for ages!

It’s busier than Joe Wicks on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Whose Profile Photos Are At Least Five Years Old. FiFi_GuessMyAgeGoOnGuessIt is deva because her top end vaginoplasty was cancelled, and it seems certain that her husband Mark will move into the attic with the au pair. As for me, I haven’t had a botox injection in four weeks and I’m starting to look my age. This is a problem because I’m a senior exec with an American multinational and I’m worried about looking old on our video calls. Do you think I should tell them I’ve become a Muslim so I can wear a veil? – Dee, Douglas Road.

My Posh Cousin addresses this in her new podcast, Oh Jesus Look At My Face. She said, a lot of people are defying the lockdown to get their injections. I said, that will raise a few eyebrows. She said, zero chance of that with all the botox. #Hilaire.