My Posh Cousin addresses this in her new podcast, Oh Jesus Look At My Face. She said, a lot of people are defying the lockdown to get their injections. I said, that will raise a few eyebrows. She said, zero chance of that with all the botox. #Hilaire.
I tried this last year with My Conor. I said, let’s take a break and enjoy some ex-sex. He said, done. I said, see you in a month, if you need me I’ll be under this guy I went out with in Cape Cod.
They wouldn’t be looking for you. Still, well done for trying something new. I’m sexting one of the top three solicitors in Cork at the moment, he was on to me last night to say he’s going to use this time to do something he’s been putting off for years. I said fair play, it’s about time you paid income tax!
This hair thing is a big problem in Posh Cork. My friend is has a security firm in Ballintemple called Norry Blockers — I Facetimed her there and said, is it possible to fully trust my stylist? She said, not if she gave you that haircut, Audrey. #Bitchy
Guy writes a few sentences about himself and then sends a dick pic – this is just like Tinder! I sent it on to my friend Single Siobhan and said do you like the look of him? She said, it’s been three weeks since I went on a date, I’m starting to like the look of Piers Morgan. #HowLowCanYouGo