Ask Audrey: I’m so ahead of the curve dude, I’m already worried about getting Covid-20

Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages...

So, like, it’s angry now on our WhatsApp group, Over-Achieving Dublin 4 Women Who Couldn’t Give a Shit About You or Your Bogman County. Carina_IdentifiesAsANewYorker said it’s not her fault she’s the Vice President of a social media giant and can afford a Bond villain mansion in Crookhaven she’s not allowed to visit because of some bat. (Not herself, an actual bat, in like China.)