Ask Audrey: Cheltenham - Please gamble responsibly, with your grandmother's life.

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Hello old stock. My company is working from home since yesterday and I’m in complete withdrawal from the old harmless flirting. I have no motivation now that I can’t stroll down to the marketing department and shout, ‘Love the new dress Ulrike, I wouldn’t mind self-isolating with your good self.’ Hoggy suggested a bit of harmless flirting on instant messenger, but I was lost without a visual cue, so I contacted Ulrike on Skype and typed, ‘What are you wearing?’ She never replied – I have a bad feeling about this. Would it help if I sent her some flowers?

- Reggie, Blackrock, all day every day.