Ask Audrey: 'C’mere, what’s the story with fancying Ryan Tubridy?'

You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?
Ask Audrey: 'C’mere, what’s the story with fancying Ryan Tubridy?'

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

Hello it’s Rosealeen here in Ballydesmond.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? My knob-end of a brother back from Paris showing off his latest 23-year-old girlfriend with a touch of Vanessa Paradis about her, how does he do it, the pudsy little mickey man with the earning power of a Hawthorn Bush? An Irish man will never be without a young one as long as he can play the tin whistle.

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