Ask Audrey: My boyfriend's as loyal as a tomcat — I picked him up when his wife went to the toilet

"She met another fella fast enough on the night — when Kanturk is good, it’s very good."

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I warned him not to marry her. But no, after a private school education that cost us north of 10 grand, seven years studying medicine, two skiing holidays every year paid for by his parents, my son Trevor ‘fell in love’ with a farmer’s daughter.

I wouldn’t mind if was a nice protestant farmer from north Cork, with that lovely Golden Vale land, but of course that would involve Trevor playing ball and we can’t have that.