Ask Audrey: Nude charity lunches are environmentally friendly — and there's no fashion worries 

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

So like, my brother Roddy is back from San Diego with his anatomically correct American wife and their two perfect kids. 

Yesterday he’s looking at the collection of pastel horseboxes in my section of the back garden and telling the old man that it’s a Failed Business Graveyard and I’m telling both of them it’s not my fault Cork isn’t ready for Deep Fried Kimchi Yankee Candy with Tarot Card Readings and they’re laughing their conventional businessman heads off at me.