Ask Audrey: West Cork staycations are so now on Douglas Road

Sorting out Cork people for ages ..

It’s getting competitive on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Who Can Remember Your Dress Size from Last Year. We’ve all decided it’s a ‘no’ for foreign holidays this year, because what’s the point of looking smoking hot in Cork Airport if you have to wear a face mask. Not to worry — buying a tent and roaming around West Cork is ‘SO NOW’ on the Douglas Road it’s nearly as popular as opening a dodgy bank account in Luxembourg. You’re talking total, total hippy vibe, but this is Douglas Road so you’re toast if you don’t buy a tent that costs more than a row of houses in Carrigtwohill. So, where is the best place to get a tent that will ram my wealth down other people’s throats?– Jenni, Douglas Road.

Sorry, I’m allergic to tents. My Conor wanted me to go camping last year. He said, there’s nothing better than waking up to the smell of West Cork. I said, you’ve obviously never slept with a guy from Dunmanway. #SoapDodging