Ask Audrey: Being nice to poor kids is everything that is wrong about Christmas

Sorting out Cork people for ages

The livid is up to 11 on our Whats-App group, Model Farm Road Stunners Who Have Lost Weight Since We Had Kids. The word on the street is that the teacher in our local primary school has given all the best parts in the Christmas play to kids from more disadvantaged homes in our area. (As in, worth less than 1.2 million, no panic room.)

Sorry now, but being nice to poor kids is everything that is wrong about Christmas. My friend Ava_45GrandChinLift says we should ring Neil Prendeville, but I said there is a slight danger we’ll come across as unhinged and out of touch.