Ask Audrey: Ducks in the Lough are nervous, living that close to Togher

Sorting out Cork people for ages...

Hi, it’s Deirdre here in Bishopstown. I’ve noticed a few of the neighbours loading up their cars recently and I wouldn’t say they’re all going on staycation. I never knew I was surrounded by the kind of neighbours who’d high-tail it off to the sun, leaving me stuck here in Shitsville, 16 degrees and a wind that would whip off your knickers. I was going to join them, until my mother said she’d be thrown out of the bridge club if word got around that I was ‘into killing Grannies’, so I had to hand over my passport or that was me out of the will. Anyway, I’ve come up with a solution to all my problems. I’m going to buy a drone and use it to check if my neighbours head to the airport or ferry port in Ringaskiddy, hit them with a bit of the old Bishopstown blackmail when they get back. Is that legal?