Ask Audrey: 'Could you help smuggle a stylist into my gaff?'

We’ve been married for 27 years and if I had to describe our sex life, I’d say ‘desperately disappointing unless you have a bottle of Merlot in you’, a bit like Fermoy that way.

Sorting out Cork people for ages .....

Q: Things are getting vicious on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Who Wax Before Going for Drinks on Zoom Because You Never Know. Before our party started last night, Nadia_LookAtTheStateOfMe was on with ‘No make-up girls, not able’ and didn’t the bitch turn up in a €600 Helmut Lang dress looking like Mila Kunis.