Ask Audrey: Level 3? Why would anyone want to leave Cork city?

Sorting out Cork people for ages

It’s getting livid on our WhatsApp group Douglas Road Stunners who Got a Subtle Boob Job for Their Daughter’s Communion. Cliona_WhiteRangeRover said they she didn’t secure the best caterers in Cork for her FiFi’s communion next week, only for some Turner’s Cross, Nemo Rangers Taoiseach to go ‘sorry girl, you have to cancel, level 3.’ Emma_ItsNotLikeWeAreNorries said it’s a disgrace if they can’t use the ‘Rolls-Royce’ (her words) of a marquee they hired for her little Hugo, we’re not planning some kind of Ballyphehane come-all-ye for the neighbours with cheap prosecco coursing through our veins. Do you know if Level 3 lockdown will apply to everyone, or will you get an exemption if you’re on first name terms with the receptionist in Hayfield Manor?

— Jenni, Douglas Road.