Ask Audrey: I wouldn't mind facing a grilling by David McCullagh

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages

So, like, I’m the leading social media influencer in the Western Europe measured by the number of times journalists say nice things to my face but we all know they hate my guts because I’m totes wrecking their industry. #InfluencingBitches #ServesYouRightForDoingMediaStudies #2500Followers #TotesNobody.Anyway, the sheeple that follow me are fierce keen to get my views on the election so I tuned into the leaders debate on Tuesday and there was only one winner – David McCullagh. I wouldn’t mind facing a grilling by him, #HubbaHubba #SilverFox #SexOnLegs #RemindYouofFrTedaBit.

So like, can you arrange for him to interview me on Prime Time, I have 400 thousand followers like? — @YouSoWishLike, Turner’s Cross and Monte Carlo