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Sorting Out Cork People for Ages

How’re oo’ goin’ on? Herself is after falling in with a pack of bread fanatics from Schull on Zoom. They didn’t have any flour there for a fortnight, but if there’s one thing we’re good at it in West Cork, it’s getting our hands on large quantities of white powder. So, long story short, we now have 43 loaves of sourdough in the back hall. Could you sell them above in Cork? Dan Paddy Andy, Dunmanway.

My friend is an artisan baker because he doesn’t actually need an income. I said, I’m fascinated by all these people into sourdough, are they baking it for their friends? She said, no way. I said, why? She said, they don’t have any. #Harsh