My nephew is studying civil rights law because leftie women are much better looking. I said, what’s your take on this? He said 20% of any damages awarded, you hardly think I do this for free.
I said, no, from a civil rights point of view. He said, it’s a clear violation of their human rights. I said, the Norries? He said, no, people in Mahon. #Harsh.
I wish. It’s a no from me - I have to mind my money at the moment because I’ve been sued for hate-speech by the people of Kanturk.
It’s nothing to worry about unless I have to sit next to one of them in court. #TheSmell.
I just googled him there. He’s reported to have said he doesn’t care if a few pensioners catch coronavirus and die. But he never said he was talking about his own parents!
My teenage nephew is so posh I actually borrow money off him.
I said, why are gangs of rich kids trying to rip the heads off each other, for the first time ever? He said, did you ever watch rugby?
My friend is so West Cork there’s a smell of cheese off her. I said, what’s the best place down there for a Fanny Face from Dublin 4. (No offence.)
She said, Schull. I said, Schull is full of Irish people. She said, with English accents, your one will feel right at home.
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