Ask Audrey: We need to visit the capital - how long would it take us to get to Belfast?

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.
C’mere, what’s the story with the weather forecast?
The old doll gave a yelp out of her the other night when we were watching repeats of I’m a Celebrity from 2014 (is it just me or is there nathin’ on the telly?) and I thought 'here we go now, either Zara is having a flash sale or Meghan Markle was caught doing the dirt on the foxy prince'.