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Hey, It’s Ken here from Douglas Road Doctors with American Accents. I didn’t bother getting that €9.99 a month for life mobile phone offer everyone is talking about, because guess what loser-oonies, I don’t need to save money! There is nothing you can do about that. Unfortunately, my nurse girlfriend from Passage West signed up her ‘Mam’ for it, and she asked me to swap in her new SIM, family stuff, crazy. Anyway, I’m going down to ‘The Mam’s’ tiny house on Saturday BY MYSELF. This is the first time Dr Ken and The Mam will spend time together alone. What are we going to talk about? — Dr Ken, Douglas Road.