Ask Audrey: The bad air quality in Cork is down to the smell of deep-fat frying off the Norries

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages

Hello old stock. Christmas party tomorrow night at work, I’m allowed in as long as I go as Hannibal Lecter on the trolley yoke. The thinking is I won’t be able to do as much damage with my hands tied and a face mask, but I always say never write off Reggie when he’s had more than five pints. One question – will I get in trouble if I sing the ‘cheap lousy faggot’ bit in Fairy Tale of New York?— Reggie, Blackrock

My cousin Fab Ferg is very active in the gay rights movement. (Local politicians are falling over themselves to get in a photo with him. #Woke.) I said, do you mind people shouting cheap, lousy faggot around you at Christmas time. He said, I’m devastated Auds, how would like to be called lousy? #Hilaire