Listen — Ask Audrey: The old man is attempting to cut me off, financially. How can I get him to stop?

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

It’s getting well royal on our WhatsApp group, 'Douglas Road Stunners Who Feel an Incredible Urge to Buy a New Outfit for the Queen’s Funeral'.

Fifi_CousinsAnEarl said she’s refreshing her Gmail every 2 minutes waiting for an official invitation to the big event because her Ken went to Clongowes and it would be a disgrace if they were overlooked. We banned Fifi for two years because Clongowes is just for guys who couldn’t get into Pres (someone needs to tell Simon Coveney). But we’re all buzzing now, because imagine if one of us did get the nod.