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C’mere, what’s the story with thinking Cork is better than sex. I’ve really reconnected with the city in the past few weeks, walking around during the lockdown and breaking into tears every time Shandon sneaks into view, I’d a be weak for it. It’s the business boy, strolling around the empty streets, alone with your thoughts and a can of Dutch Gold, you get to realise what’s important in your life. So like can we all agree on one thing when all this is over – Cork city is the berries when you don’t have to share the footpath with gowls from Carrigaline. So, would you ever ask one of your snobby lawyer friends if there is a way to ban culchies from Cork, forever like? – Dowcha Donie, Blackpool.