Person: Audrey

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Ask Audrey: Ducks in the Lough are nervous, living that close to Togher

Sorting out Cork people for ages...

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Ask Audrey: Terrible tragedy in our family - my sister is engaged to a guy from Bishopstown

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Ask Audrey: Kerrymen would give you the eye even if you had a moustache

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Ask Audrey: 'My friend works for Tourism Ireland, we call her Diddly Ei-Leen'

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Ask Audrey: West Cork staycations are so now on Douglas Road

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Ask Audrey: Are we supposed to envy the gowls in Normal People?

Ask Audrey: Normal People is basically a Maeve Binchy novel with mobile phones

She's been sorting out Cork people for ages like

Thu, 28 May, 2020

'Goatscapers' hired to help keep grass short at Cork graveyard

An old Cork graveyard is getting a novel makeover job with four goats being 'hired' for the summer to eat overgrowth around headstones and boulders in one of the first initiatives of its kind in the country.

Tue, 26 May, 2020

Ask Audrey: I told him I want to see something disgusting so he sent me a photo of Cobh

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 21 May, 2020

Ask Audrey: My cousin became a poet because he wanted to get off with women half his age

That's Cork sorted now ...

Thu, 14 May, 2020

Ask Audrey: 'I haven’t bribed a Guard since the New Twopothouse Drug Cartel incident'

Sorting Out Cork People for Ages

Thu, 07 May, 2020

Ask Audrey: A lesbian daughter is the latest must-have accessory on the Rochestown Road

Sorting out Cork people for ages like

Thu, 30 Apr, 2020

Ask Audrey: So, like, do you have any idea where I might get a couple of hippos and a snake?

Sorting out all your pandemic problems...

Thu, 23 Apr, 2020

Ask Audrey: 'Could you help smuggle a stylist into my gaff?'

We’ve been married for 27 years and if I had to describe our sex life, I’d say ‘desperately disappointing unless you have a bottle of Merlot in you’, a bit like Fermoy that way.

Thu, 16 Apr, 2020

Ask Audrey: I’m so ahead of the curve dude, I’m already worried about getting Covid-20

Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 09 Apr, 2020

Ask Audrey: 'I'll end up looking like a woman from Kanturk'

Sorting out Posh Cork for ages!

Fri, 03 Apr, 2020

Ask Audrey: My friend has a support group called Sundays Well People Mortified About Claiming Social Welfare

Got an issue? Ask Audrey...

Thu, 26 Mar, 2020

Ask Audrey: What measures are you taking for home-schooling? Three tonic to one of gin

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 19 Mar, 2020

Limerick grandmother at 'wits end' as house floods five times in 72 hours

An exhausted Limerick grandmother whose home flooded five times in 72 hours, said she was on the verge of a “nervous breakdown” unless something was done to alleviate flooding near her home.

Thu, 12 Mar, 2020

Ask Audrey: 'I come out in a rash if I have less than seven girlfriends'

Posh Cork's agony aunt: sorting people out for ages

Thu, 05 Mar, 2020

Ask Audrey: Why aren't William and Kate coming to Cork?

Posh Cork's agony aunt: sorting out Cork people for ages.

Thu, 27 Feb, 2020

Ask Audrey: What's the story with dreams?

Sorting out Cork people for ages.

Thu, 20 Feb, 2020

Ask Audrey: Where's the best place for an influencer to spend 6 months? Prison

Got an issue? Ask Audrey...

Thu, 13 Feb, 2020

Ask Audrey: I wouldn't mind facing a grilling by David McCullagh

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 06 Feb, 2020

Ask Audrey about #Election2020: FF's strategy is to hypnotise us so we can’t remember anything before 2010

As we enter the final week of the election campaign, our in-house agony aunt Ask Audrey shares her tips for dealing with canvassers, and tries to predict the winners.

Mon, 03 Feb, 2020

Ask Audrey: My nephew gets turned on thinking about Fianna Fáil transfers in Carlow-Kilkenny

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 30 Jan, 2020

Ask Audrey: My old man is a millionaire but I formed a political party called Eat the Rich, Bitch

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 16 Jan, 2020

Ask Audrey: I woke up this morning without feeling as rough as a pub on Blarney Street

Sorting out Cork people for ages ...

Thu, 09 Jan, 2020

Ask Audrey's 2020 predictions: Cork to win the double but the Páirc may be a water polo stadium

Ask Audrey predicts good news for 2020, with Cork to bring a double-double back to Páirc Uí Chaoimh. The bad news is that by the end of the year, the Páirc may be a water polo stadium

Mon, 30 Dec, 2019

Ask Audrey: Never start a pyramid scheme in south Kerry, they’re actually not as thick as they look

Got an issue? Ask Audrey...

Fri, 27 Dec, 2019

Ask Audrey: My friend moved to Carrigaline after a series of very poor life choices

Hi gang, Audrey here. I pulled a few strings in the River Lee Hotel and got them to host a Christmas Coffee Morning for a selection of the misfortunates who write in to me every week.

Thu, 19 Dec, 2019

Ask Audrey: Being nice to poor kids is everything that is wrong about Christmas

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 12 Dec, 2019

Ask Audrey: The bad air quality in Cork is down to the smell of deep-fat frying off the Norries

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 05 Dec, 2019

Ask Audrey: This OK Boomer crack, are the young people a shower of p***ks now or what like?

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 28 Nov, 2019

Ask Audrey: Is it still ok to just lob the gob after 10 pints?

Sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 21 Nov, 2019

Ask Audrey: 'Cairo is basically Limerick with a few pyramids'

Got an issue? Ask Audrey...

Thu, 24 Oct, 2019

An Irish Examiner article from 2015 is doing the rounds in New Zealand

‘Ask Audrey’ has been the newspaper’s hysterical agony aunt “for ages, like”.

Mon, 21 Oct, 2019

Coronation Street star written out of scenes following fall off her bed in the dark

Don't worry she has no intention of leaving the cobbles.

Mon, 21 Oct, 2019

Ask Audrey: 'When a northside dog goes ruff, he’s actually describing his owner'

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages.

Fri, 18 Oct, 2019

Ask Audrey: We’d rather watch Jacob Rees-Mogg’s colonoscopy on Facebook Live

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 10 Oct, 2019

Podcast Corner: Sex-mad snobs, animal antics and the It Galz

It’s always good to get out of your online content bubble — and this weekend’s Cork Podcast Festival has plenty of shows worth exploring for something a little different.

Mon, 07 Oct, 2019

5 things for the week ahead

Five things for the week ahead with Des O'Driscoll.

Sun, 06 Oct, 2019

Ask Audrey: The old doll do get fierce frisky when I Skype her pretending to be Alf from Home and Away

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages.

Thu, 03 Oct, 2019

Ask Audrey: What’s the story with the Old Doll running out of bed mid-sex to watch a rugby match?

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 26 Sep, 2019

Ask Audrey: C’mere, what’s the story with Chris O’Dowd thinking he’s better than Cork people

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages.

Thu, 19 Sep, 2019

Thursday's Evening Round-Up: Cork murder; Beef talks; Barnier on Brexit

So that’s nearly Thursday wrapped up. Here’s some of the stories we published on irishexaminer.com today which we hope will help you make sense of it all this evening.

Thu, 12 Sep, 2019

Ask Audrey: I will be the first man from Sunday’s Well to visit Little Island for something other than golf

Sorting out Cork people for ages.

Thu, 05 Sep, 2019

Ask Audrey: There are plans for a pack of anti-democratic zealots to build a huge wall along the Lee

Sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 29 Aug, 2019

Evening Round-up: Garda reforms; Johnson-Macron meeting; Quintuplets turn 18

So that’s nearly Thursday wrapped up. Here’s some of the stories we published on irishexaminer.com today which we hope will help you make sense of it all this evening.

Thu, 22 Aug, 2019

Ask Audrey: 'There's a shortage of handsome, clean men, so I’m seeing a guy from Kanturk'

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages.

Thu, 22 Aug, 2019

Person: Audrey

Ask Audrey: Ducks in the Lough are nervous, living that close to Togher

Ask Audrey: Terrible tragedy in our family - my sister is engaged to a guy from Bishopstown

Ask Audrey: Kerrymen would give you the eye even if you had a moustache

Ask Audrey: 'My friend works for Tourism Ireland, we call her Diddly Ei-Leen'

Ask Audrey: West Cork staycations are so now on Douglas Road

Ask Audrey: Are we supposed to envy the gowls in Normal People?

Ask Audrey: Normal People is basically a Maeve Binchy novel with mobile phones

'Goatscapers' hired to help keep grass short at Cork graveyard

Ask Audrey: I told him I want to see something disgusting so he sent me a photo of Cobh

Ask Audrey: My cousin became a poet because he wanted to get off with women half his age

Ask Audrey: 'I haven’t bribed a Guard since the New Twopothouse Drug Cartel incident'

Ask Audrey: A lesbian daughter is the latest must-have accessory on the Rochestown Road

Ask Audrey: So, like, do you have any idea where I might get a couple of hippos and a snake?

Ask Audrey: 'Could you help smuggle a stylist into my gaff?'

Ask Audrey: I’m so ahead of the curve dude, I’m already worried about getting Covid-20

Ask Audrey: 'I'll end up looking like a woman from Kanturk'

Ask Audrey: My friend has a support group called Sundays Well People Mortified About Claiming Social Welfare

Ask Audrey: What measures are you taking for home-schooling? Three tonic to one of gin

Limerick grandmother at 'wits end' as house floods five times in 72 hours

Ask Audrey: 'I come out in a rash if I have less than seven girlfriends'

Ask Audrey: Why aren't William and Kate coming to Cork?

Ask Audrey: What's the story with dreams?

Ask Audrey: Where's the best place for an influencer to spend 6 months? Prison

Ask Audrey: I wouldn't mind facing a grilling by David McCullagh

Ask Audrey about #Election2020: FF's strategy is to hypnotise us so we can’t remember anything before 2010

Ask Audrey: My nephew gets turned on thinking about Fianna Fáil transfers in Carlow-Kilkenny

Ask Audrey: My old man is a millionaire but I formed a political party called Eat the Rich, Bitch

Ask Audrey: I woke up this morning without feeling as rough as a pub on Blarney Street

Ask Audrey's 2020 predictions: Cork to win the double but the Páirc may be a water polo stadium

Ask Audrey: Never start a pyramid scheme in south Kerry, they’re actually not as thick as they look

Ask Audrey: My friend moved to Carrigaline after a series of very poor life choices

Ask Audrey: Being nice to poor kids is everything that is wrong about Christmas

Ask Audrey: The bad air quality in Cork is down to the smell of deep-fat frying off the Norries

Ask Audrey: This OK Boomer crack, are the young people a shower of p***ks now or what like?

Ask Audrey: Is it still ok to just lob the gob after 10 pints?

Ask Audrey: 'Cairo is basically Limerick with a few pyramids'

An Irish Examiner article from 2015 is doing the rounds in New Zealand

Coronation Street star written out of scenes following fall off her bed in the dark

Ask Audrey: 'When a northside dog goes ruff, he’s actually describing his owner'

Ask Audrey: We’d rather watch Jacob Rees-Mogg’s colonoscopy on Facebook Live

Podcast Corner: Sex-mad snobs, animal antics and the It Galz

5 things for the week ahead

Ask Audrey: The old doll do get fierce frisky when I Skype her pretending to be Alf from Home and Away

Ask Audrey: What’s the story with the Old Doll running out of bed mid-sex to watch a rugby match?

Ask Audrey: C’mere, what’s the story with Chris O’Dowd thinking he’s better than Cork people

Thursday's Evening Round-Up: Cork murder; Beef talks; Barnier on Brexit

Ask Audrey: I will be the first man from Sunday’s Well to visit Little Island for something other than golf

Ask Audrey: There are plans for a pack of anti-democratic zealots to build a huge wall along the Lee

Evening Round-up: Garda reforms; Johnson-Macron meeting; Quintuplets turn 18

Ask Audrey: 'There's a shortage of handsome, clean men, so I’m seeing a guy from Kanturk'

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