My neighbour recently started a new company called PoshPetz – only last week she cured a budgie that sounded like someone you’d sit next to on the 203. #BusOfTheNorries (No offence.)
I said, is it possible to tell where a dog comes from based on their bark. She said absolutely, when a northside dog goes ruff, he’sactually describing his owner.#Hilaire.
My friend 4StarFiona is in the Travel Game. I said, where do time-poor Posh Cork professional parents tend to go in December. She said,Amsterdam. I said, surely you can’t bring your kids there for the weekend? She said, exactly.#HeadWreckedFromThem
I won’t object if you want to give me some. My cousin has a revenge company called Make The Other Person Feel Shit. (She was never great at names.) I said, name one thing that’s guaranteed to devastate a person living in Ballintemple. She said, house prices in Sundays Well. #CantMove[
My cousin is in real estate which is another way of saying he didn’t get the points for Arts. I said, what’s the best way to explain to someone why property prices are cheaper in East Cork. He said, bring them to Youghal.
My friend from college is a byword for sophistication, even though she’s always been open about coming from Passage West. I said, ok, so you approach a house and see a large plastic spelling HOME, what does that say to you? She said, KEEP OUT.