Ask Audrey: 'There's a shortage of handsome, clean men, so I’m seeing a guy from Kanturk'

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages.

All go here in Chez Monica. I just took delivery of my 192 C limited edition Audi, which should make me a shoo-in to win ‘The School Drop, Bitches’ as we call it here on the Blackrock Road.

My only problem now is teachers – I have to say I’ve lost respect all for them after hearing what they earn per annum, while moored off Crookhaven in a 35 grand necklace. I mean seriously, I wouldn’t spend 8 hours with my kids for that amount? Do you think I should tell them they’d be better off doing something else? — Monica, Blackrock Road