An Irish Examiner article from 2015 is doing the rounds in New Zealand

“Found this in r/Ireland thought it fits well here,” a reddit user said, attaching a photo of a tongue-in-cheek Irish Examiner article from 2015.
That article was by Ask Audrey - the newspaper’s hysterical agony aunt “for ages, like” who a few years back helped ‘Karl from Berlin’ understand the rules of rugby, in true Audrey fashion.