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Ask Audrey: 'My friend works for Tourism Ireland, we call her Diddly Ei-Leen'

C’mere, what’s the story with coming into contact with English people? I’m not a racist now like, some of my best friends are from Galway.

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Ask Audrey: Are we supposed to envy the gowls in Normal People?

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Ask Audrey: My cousin became a poet because he wanted to get off with women half his age

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Ask Audrey: 'I haven’t bribed a Guard since the New Twopothouse Drug Cartel incident'

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Ask Audrey: So, like, do you have any idea where I might get a couple of hippos and a snake?

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Ask Audrey: 'I'll end up looking like a woman from Kanturk'

Ask Audrey: My friend has a support group called Sundays Well People Mortified About Claiming Social Welfare

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Thu, 26 Mar, 2020

Ask Audrey: What measures are you taking for home-schooling? Three tonic to one of gin

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 19 Mar, 2020

League lessons: 'Don’t be giving fellas the curly finger after 20 minutes'

Former All-Ireland winning Cork captain Mark Landers wants the Rebels to take the Allianz Hurling League seriously but also accepts it’s the perfect opportunity to blood players who have flown under the radar.

Thu, 23 Jan, 2020

Ask Audrey: I woke up this morning without feeling as rough as a pub on Blarney Street

Sorting out Cork people for ages ...

Thu, 09 Jan, 2020

Ask Audrey: My friend moved to Carrigaline after a series of very poor life choices

Hi gang, Audrey here. I pulled a few strings in the River Lee Hotel and got them to host a Christmas Coffee Morning for a selection of the misfortunates who write in to me every week.

Thu, 19 Dec, 2019

Ask Audrey: What’s the story with the Old Doll running out of bed mid-sex to watch a rugby match?

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 26 Sep, 2019

Ask Audrey: I will be the first man from Sunday’s Well to visit Little Island for something other than golf

Sorting out Cork people for ages.

Thu, 05 Sep, 2019

Ask Audrey: There are plans for a pack of anti-democratic zealots to build a huge wall along the Lee

Sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 29 Aug, 2019

Corcoran: Cork are now paying the price for their lack of success at underage level

Cork great Brian Corcoran has identified an apparent lack of belief in the county’s flagship senior team and suggested it stems from a

Tue, 16 Jul, 2019

Ger Cunningham: 'Flaky' is harsh but Cork have no excuses left

Ger Cunningham believes it’s harsh to describe the Cork hurlers as ‘flaky’, but accepts the current crop have failed to deliver when it has been put up to them.

Mon, 15 Jul, 2019

John Meyler tight-lipped on Cork future

John Meyler wouldn’t be drawn on his future as Cork manager but he is convinced the future is bright for the county’s senior hurlers.

Mon, 15 Jul, 2019

Cats find old defiance to prolong brilliant Horgan’s agony

And so, 14 years becomes 15, one short of Cork’s longest spell without the Liam MacCarthy Cup.

Mon, 15 Jul, 2019

I’d ask each Clare player: Will you let a Cork man outwork you?

There’s so much to be taken from those famous lyrics to the adopted Munster anthem ‘Stand Up and Fight’.

Sat, 15 Jun, 2019

Ask Audrey: Let me be clear- Donald Trump didn’t visit Ireland, he visited Clare

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 06 Jun, 2019

Ask Audrey: I feel sorry for the TD on the swing, must be awful being in Fine Gael

Sorting out Cork people for ages.

Thu, 30 May, 2019

Ask Audrey: 'Rod Stewart is about as Scottish as a generous person with a nice set of teeth'

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages.

Thu, 23 May, 2019

Hurling hands: No. 2 Anthony Daly - 'Sparrow broke my thumb the week I made Clare debut'

In the second of a Championship series, hurlers chat about their hands the injuries sustained in the service of club and county. This week, All-Ireland winning Clare captain Anthony Daly talks to Michael Moynihan.

Thu, 23 May, 2019

Meyler: Pat Horgan owed an All-Ireland medal

John Meyler has challenged Cork’s players to win the All-Ireland title that will ensure their team-mate Pat Horgan goes down in the annals of hurling history.

Wed, 22 May, 2019

Ask Audrey: 'They should call the new tram line the SUAS, when you come from Ballincollig the only way is up'

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Thu, 16 May, 2019

Rock: Cork’s new faces must embrace spotlight

Diarmuid O’Sullivan has been nothing if not consistent.

Tue, 07 May, 2019

Glen Rovers avenge 2018 championship defeat to Midleton

A rousing finish from Glen Rovers - during which they hit 1-4 without reply - saw Richie Kelleher’s charges avenge last year’s county championship exit at the hands of Midleton.

Sun, 21 Apr, 2019

Ask Audrey: My neighbours are sound-proofing their bedroom - does that make them pervs?

Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 18 Apr, 2019

John Meyler will be frustrated. He’ll want to see what stuff is in certain fellas

Any time I’m on the road on a Saturday evening, I always tune into Céilí House, one of RTÉ Radio’s most popular programmes of traditional Irish music and song, writes Anthony Daly.

Mon, 28 Jan, 2019

Ask Audrey: She gets a lot of business telling people from Wilton why their son didn’t get into Pres. (As if it wasn’t obvious.)

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages...

Fri, 11 Jan, 2019

Ask Audrey: Living out of a north Cork horse box will be all the rage in 2019

Cork’s favourite agony aunt, peers into the new year with predictions.

Mon, 31 Dec, 2018

Ask Audrey: 'There’s nothing funnier than a group of women discussing their favourite charity around the pool of a 5-star hotel'

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages...

Fri, 28 Dec, 2018

Ask Audrey: Fantasising about a man with erectile dysfunction is deviant, even for Kinsale

Sorting out Cork people for ages...

Fri, 23 Nov, 2018

Ask Audrey: A good cleaning lady is as rare as tasteful Christmas decorations on the Pouladuff Road

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages.

Fri, 02 Nov, 2018

Ask Audrey: I’m pretending to be a poet to impress a stunning pseudo-intellectual from Clonakilty

Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages like ...

Fri, 19 Oct, 2018

Ask Audrey: I had one of those ‘what’s that smell?’ moments, when I realised it was all the Norry fans in Páirc Uí Chaoimh

I asked my Posh Cousin is it normal for a Blackrock snob to allow a gang of Norries into his home. She said not really unless you are interviewing for a cleaner.

Fri, 28 Sep, 2018

Ask Audrey: Would my insurance cover a cougar scratching my 182c E-class Mercedes?

Person: Hoggy

Ask Audrey: 'My friend works for Tourism Ireland, we call her Diddly Ei-Leen'

Ask Audrey: Are we supposed to envy the gowls in Normal People?

Ask Audrey: My cousin became a poet because he wanted to get off with women half his age

Ask Audrey: 'I haven’t bribed a Guard since the New Twopothouse Drug Cartel incident'

Ask Audrey: So, like, do you have any idea where I might get a couple of hippos and a snake?

Ask Audrey: 'I'll end up looking like a woman from Kanturk'

Ask Audrey: My friend has a support group called Sundays Well People Mortified About Claiming Social Welfare

Ask Audrey: What measures are you taking for home-schooling? Three tonic to one of gin

League lessons: 'Don’t be giving fellas the curly finger after 20 minutes'

Ask Audrey: I woke up this morning without feeling as rough as a pub on Blarney Street

Ask Audrey: My friend moved to Carrigaline after a series of very poor life choices

Ask Audrey: What’s the story with the Old Doll running out of bed mid-sex to watch a rugby match?

Ask Audrey: I will be the first man from Sunday’s Well to visit Little Island for something other than golf

Ask Audrey: There are plans for a pack of anti-democratic zealots to build a huge wall along the Lee

Corcoran: Cork are now paying the price for their lack of success at underage level

Ger Cunningham: 'Flaky' is harsh but Cork have no excuses left

John Meyler tight-lipped on Cork future

Cats find old defiance to prolong brilliant Horgan’s agony

I’d ask each Clare player: Will you let a Cork man outwork you?

Ask Audrey: Let me be clear- Donald Trump didn’t visit Ireland, he visited Clare

Ask Audrey: I feel sorry for the TD on the swing, must be awful being in Fine Gael

Ask Audrey: 'Rod Stewart is about as Scottish as a generous person with a nice set of teeth'

Hurling hands: No. 2 Anthony Daly - 'Sparrow broke my thumb the week I made Clare debut'

Meyler: Pat Horgan owed an All-Ireland medal

Ask Audrey: 'They should call the new tram line the SUAS, when you come from Ballincollig the only way is up'

Rock: Cork’s new faces must embrace spotlight

Glen Rovers avenge 2018 championship defeat to Midleton

Ask Audrey: My neighbours are sound-proofing their bedroom - does that make them pervs?

John Meyler will be frustrated. He’ll want to see what stuff is in certain fellas

Ask Audrey: She gets a lot of business telling people from Wilton why their son didn’t get into Pres. (As if it wasn’t obvious.)

Ask Audrey: Living out of a north Cork horse box will be all the rage in 2019

Ask Audrey: 'There’s nothing funnier than a group of women discussing their favourite charity around the pool of a 5-star hotel'

Ask Audrey: Fantasising about a man with erectile dysfunction is deviant, even for Kinsale

Ask Audrey: A good cleaning lady is as rare as tasteful Christmas decorations on the Pouladuff Road

Ask Audrey: I’m pretending to be a poet to impress a stunning pseudo-intellectual from Clonakilty

Ask Audrey: I had one of those ‘what’s that smell?’ moments, when I realised it was all the Norry fans in Páirc Uí Chaoimh

Ask Audrey: Would my insurance cover a cougar scratching my 182c E-class Mercedes?

Ask Audrey: C’mere what’s the story with thinking that Limerick do be nearly as good a

Ask Audrey: We went to bed, 20 seconds later wasn’t herself complaining about my ability to stay the course.

All up for grabs after Páirc Uí Chaoimh thriller

Ask Audrey: Two things you can't escape - Liverpool fans and the whiff of despair in Carrigaline

No time to savour success as Harnedy focus turns to Tipp

Ask Audrey: Like, achtung Cork boggers, I’m totally coming to your no-horse town to rock out to Ed Sheeran,

Ask Audrey: A survey said Dublin was the best city in Ireland. What does Cork have to say about this?

Ask Audrey: Morning sex when you have kids in the house is as rare as a Phd in Kilmallock

Ask Audrey: 'Let's just say my hands are busier than an STD clinic in Clonmel'

Ask Audrey: How can I get my girlfriend to stop shouting for Jesus in bed?

Ask Audrey: 'Most houses in Bishopstown are smaller than a Centre of Culture in Clonmel'

Ask Audrey: C’mere what’s the story with a one-night scoring pass?

The clean sweep should have brought Galway another All-Star gong

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