Ask Audrey: 'There’s nothing funnier than a group of women discussing their favourite charity around the pool of a 5-star hotel'

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages...

C’mere what’s the story with watching Naked Attraction with your old doll’s mam. It’s that show on Channel 4 where the guest gets to see these four people in the absolute nip and chooses one of them for a date. (They call it a date, but you know yourself.) We do be glued to it all the time because they do hide nothing, but the old doll’s mam was here one night when it was on, and now she calls over to watch it with us all the time! She do be there saying smutty things about lad’s meat and veg and she’s 74. Can I ban her?