Ask Audrey: Living out of a north Cork horse box will be all the rage in 2019

Ask Audrey, Cork’s favourite agony aunt, peers into the new year with predictions for an end to the British monarchy and to taking digs at Norries.

I can’t wait for 2019. I’m sure I speak for everyone in Ballinlough when I say my new year’s wish is a price crash for top-end property on Leeside, so we can finally cash in and make our move to heaven (Sunday’s Well, the Blackrock Rd, and the flat parts of Douglas except that bit by Nemo).