Ask Audrey: Like, achtung Cork boggers, I’m totally coming to your no-horse town to rock out to Ed Sheeran,

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Like, achtung Cork boggers. So, I’m totally coming to your no-horse town to rock out to Ed Sheeran, with this bird from Mount Merrion that I’m half sleeping with (you know the way it goes). As a quid pro quo (look it up, you snivelling farmer types), she has agreed to come to Kinsale for the Rugby 7s, so I can drink beer from a giant glass boot and join some English goys who are chanting at passing tourists. Result. So, like, is everything much cheaper down there?