Ask Audrey: A good cleaning lady is as rare as tasteful Christmas decorations on the Pouladuff Road

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages.

C’mere, what’s the story with the old doll wanting to have sex during Strictly Come Dancing? She do get fierce frisky from the dirty dancing and insists we do the business there and then, even if we’re having a pizza. To be honest, I do find it hard to sustain a stiffy while looking at Claudia Winkelman’s fringe, she should get that cut off and stop making a fool out of herself.