Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages.
White? It turns out this perversion isn’t confined to Norries. (No offence.)
The last time I went to couples counselling with My Conor (infidelity, mine), he revealed that he fantasises about having sex with me for the duration of a whole TV show. I said grand, as long as it’s the Angelus. The counsellor asked him if he’d last that long. (She’s more hilaire than professional to be honest.)
I think you’d be guaranteed a Dail seat. If there is one thing that unites every southsider, it’s the idea that we’d be better off if you moved to Dublin. (No offence.)
I absolutely think you should fire her, and give her my number while you are at it. As we say in Ballinlough, a good cleaning lady is as rare as tasteful Christmas decorations on the Pouladuff Road.
You think you have it bad. RTE makes a mint from license fees on Leeside and then sends Paschal Sheehy over to report on Cork. Sorry now, but it’s not fair to expect poor Paschal to understand the rhythms of life in a cosmopolitan cultural hotspot, given that he’s only from Tralee. (It’s like Killarney with a few extra tatoos.)
I was going to say you should be grateful she reared ye, but it doesn’t look like she made much of a job of it. And it’s no consolation that her money is going to people less well off than yourselves.
Let’s face it - you live in Turners Cross, there’s no one less well off than yourselves.