Ask Audrey: Fantasising about a man with erectile dysfunction is deviant, even for Kinsale

Sorting out Cork people for ages...

I’m afraid I bought a Carlow reg BMW in a moment of weakness. The price was nice and low and I thought it was fantastic value until I arrived back in Blackrock and no one would talk to me. (I was actually asked to stop driving into Cork Constitution RFC in my “shit car”.) I don’t want to be too harsh on Carlow, but the place is a dump and nothing good ever came out of it except maybe Kathryn Thomas. (The bikinis she used to wear on ‘No Frontiers’, happy days.) Anyway, would it be alright if I just removed the W from the CW on my licence plate? — Martin, Ballintemple, I’m getting sick of my own company.