Ask Audrey: Two things you can't escape - Liverpool fans and the whiff of despair in Carrigaline

Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages

C’mere, what’s the story with the heat. The old doll do be like a briar since it went above 17 degrees on Tuesday, she’s traipsing around the place like one of them donkeys in Lanzarote. On the other hand, I can’t get enough of it and do be sitting out the back every evening, lashing back the cans and shouting, ‘You wouldn’t get dis in Spaaaain, like.’ Do you think this is a sign we are incompatible and maybe I should sign up for Tinder?