Ask Audrey: Would my insurance cover a cougar scratching my 182c E-class Mercedes?

Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages...

Hello old stock. Myself and Hoggy have taken up yoga because it’s an outstanding way to ogle blonde Douglas stunners without getting arrested. I was driving down there the other morning, when I turned on Neil Prendeville’s show by mistake, and instead of some northsider saying “Neil boy, I do be having a terrible life”, he had a very interesting piece about a wild cat on the loose down around Crosshaven. Do you think I should steer clear of the RCYC for a while?