Ask Audrey: I had one of those ‘what’s that smell?’ moments, when I realised it was all the Norry fans in Páirc Uí Chaoimh

I asked my Posh Cousin is it normal for a Blackrock snob to allow a gang of Norries into his home. She said not really unless you are interviewing for a cleaner.

Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages...

How’re oo goin’ on? There’s fierce excitement here below in Dunmanway with the news that Rod Stewart will be playing in Páirc Uí Chaoimh next year. We’ve already booked the minibus with Mick Pat Mick Pat Tours, and didn’t I burst into ‘I Don’t Want to Talk About It’ until Paul Pat Peter said would you ever stop singing about Cork football, ya hoor ya. The only worry now is the weather. Do you know at all if it will be raining on Saturday, May 25, next year, at about seven o’clock?