Person: Marjorie

Ask Audrey: I will be the first man from Sunday’s Well to visit Little Island for something other than golf

Sorting out Cork people for ages.

Thu, 05 Sep, 2019

Family’s relief as Aer Lingus return parents' ashes lost on flight to Dublin hours before service

An “emotional” and “upsetting” few days have come to an end for an emigrant family who have finally scattered the ashes of their loved one in Northern Ireland.

Wed, 07 Aug, 2019

Ask Audrey: 'Rod Stewart is about as Scottish as a generous person with a nice set of teeth'

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages.

Thu, 23 May, 2019

Ask Audrey: 'They should call the new tram line the SUAS, when you come from Ballincollig the only way is up'

Got an issue? Ask Audrey...

Thu, 16 May, 2019

Ask Audrey: 'Is the afterlife just something we invented so poor people don’t feel bad about living in Turners Cross?'

Sorting out Cork people for ages.

Fri, 15 Feb, 2019

Ask Audrey: This could get me kicked out off the WhatsApp group, Posh Cork Doctors Who Like a Drink

Sorting out Cork people for ages.

Fri, 01 Feb, 2019

Ask Audrey: She gets a lot of business telling people from Wilton why their son didn’t get into Pres. (As if it wasn’t obvious.)

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages...

Fri, 11 Jan, 2019

Ask Audrey: 'There’s nothing funnier than a group of women discussing their favourite charity around the pool of a 5-star hotel'

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for ages...

Fri, 28 Dec, 2018

Ask Audrey: C’mere what’s the story with thinking that Limerick do be nearly as good a

Got a dilemma? No problem! Ask Audrey has all the answers.

Fri, 24 Aug, 2018

Ask Audrey: Morning sex when you have kids in the house is as rare as a Phd in Kilmallock

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Sat, 03 Mar, 2018

Ask Audrey: How can I get my girlfriend to stop shouting for Jesus in bed?

Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages.

Fri, 12 Jan, 2018

Rory O’Connell and Darina Allen pay tribute to Christmas past

Brother and sister Rory O’Connell and Darina Allen recall their childhood Christmas memories with Marjorie Brennan

Sat, 16 Dec, 2017

Ask Audrey: 'Ken spent €33 million on a submarine to Crosshaven without driving alongside common types'

Ask Audrey has been sorting out the people of Cork for years.

Fri, 10 Nov, 2017

Ask Audrey: What’s the story with people who don’t like jazz?

All my life I’ve dreamed of living in Crosshaven. Anyway, my aunt died recently, thank God, and left me a tidy six figures in her will. (All those afternoons watching Daithí and Maura with her in the retirement village really paid off!) So, I’ve started looking at a few houses down in Crosser. Do you think the yachting crowd will accept me? (My father plays darts).

Fri, 27 Oct, 2017

Ask Audrey: 'It’s like I’m in a horror movie called Revenge of the Norries'

Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages

Fri, 13 Oct, 2017

Ask Audrey: I haven’t laughed so much since someone invited me on a walking tour of Limerick

Got a dilemma? No problem! Ask Audrey has all the answers.

Fri, 29 Sep, 2017

Ask Audrey: Fota is full of wide-eyed animals, like visitors from Tipp

Got a dilemma? No problem! Ask Audrey has all the answers.

Fri, 08 Sep, 2017

Ask Audrey: Priests get territorial if you tell them you fancy a nun

Got a problem? Ask Audrey...

Fri, 25 Aug, 2017

Ask Audrey: The Greasy Pole isn’t a guy from Warsaw who needs to wash his hair

Got a problem? Ask Audrey...

Fri, 04 Aug, 2017

Ask Audrey: Nothing will ever shift the smell of bacon from a Waterford man

Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages 

Fri, 14 Jul, 2017

Ask Audrey: I will cure his sex addiction by showing photos of women from Carrigaline

Got an issue? Ask Audrey...

Fri, 30 Jun, 2017

Ask Audrey: Herself is after falling in with a bunch of intellectuals inside in Killorglin

Got an issue? Ask Audrey... 

Fri, 09 Jun, 2017

LATEST: Community in shock following elderly couple's 'brutal' murder

LATEST: The community of Portadown, Co Armagh is said to be in shock following the murder of an elderly couple.

Sat, 27 May, 2017

Ask Audrey - 'There is no such thing as a Kerry man with only small amounts of perspiration'

Got an issue? Ask Audrey... 

Fri, 26 May, 2017

Ask Audrey: My elderly boyfriend sent me a photo of his ding-dong, where can I get it enlarged?

Got an issue? Ask Audrey...

Fri, 05 May, 2017

Ask Audrey: Will the Cork Flood Plan walls stop the lower orders from fishing in the Lee?

I see there are huge rows about building flood walls around Cork City Centre. Do you know if these walls will stop the lower orders from fishing in the river? 

Fri, 17 Mar, 2017

Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for years

Got a problem? Ask Audrey...

Fri, 13 Jan, 2017

Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for years

Got an issue? Ask Audrey...

Fri, 06 Jan, 2017

What to watch on TV this week

With Halloween on the horizon, there’s a spooky theme to Strictly Come Dancing.

Sat, 29 Oct, 2016

Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for years

Got an issue? Ask Audrey...

Fri, 16 Sep, 2016

Waterford Walls providing much needed canvas and brightening city streets

The Waterford Walls project provides an outlet for artists from the locality and beyond, as well as helping to brighten up the city, writes Marjorie Brennan

Tue, 23 Aug, 2016

Retired scientist jailed for killing wife, 83, in row over duvet

A retired scientist who murdered his elderly partner in a row over a duvet has been jailed for life in England, police said.

Thu, 23 Jun, 2016

A welcome story of change as perceptions of women improve

From the Virgin Mary to females in film and fairytales, author Marina Warner believes perceptions of women are improving, writes Marjorie Brennan

Wed, 01 Jun, 2016

Five killed in whale-watching tragedy

Five Britons including a father and his teenage son who died when a whale-watching boat sank off the coast of Canada have been named.

Wed, 28 Oct, 2015

Agony aunt Ask Audrey is solving all of Cork’s problems

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Fri, 28 Aug, 2015

VIDEO: Enda Kenny meets his kitchen cabinet on Ireland AM

There is only one kind of cabinet that Taoiseach Enda Kenny is familiar with — and it’s not in the kitchen.

Thu, 14 May, 2015

A collection with a hard heart

CANADIAN Margaret Atwood is one of the most acclaimed and prolific authors of the past 30-plus years, a woman of towering intellect and imagination. 

Sat, 15 Nov, 2014

Five producers honoured at coveted Euro-Toques Food Awards 2014

Five food producers were honoured at yesterday’s EirGrid Euro-Toques Food Awards 2014 at the Residence Club, Dublin.

Tue, 27 May, 2014

Reviews

Live music: The Blades - The Olympia, Dublin

Wed, 18 Dec, 2013

Love is in the air as 106-year-old woman hooks up with 73-year-old

A 106-year-old Australian woman has started dating a 73-year-old man.

Thu, 09 May, 2013

Billionaire Englishman who deserves praise

Give him credit for what he did with the first load of scrap sheet metal he bought in 1945.

Thu, 11 Apr, 2013

Smooth Operators

ON the This Morning show last week, Galway woman Emer O’Toole went public about her decision not to shave her body.

Sat, 12 May, 2012

Forester’s lost novel proves to be a real find

The Pursued

Sat, 31 Dec, 2011

Top marks for Cork principal

TRIBUTES were paid to an inspirational and pioneering school principal last night as the secondary school he founded marked its 25th anniversary.

Fri, 11 Nov, 2011

Person: Marjorie

Ask Audrey: I’m so ahead of the curve dude, I’m already worried about getting Covid-20

Ask Audrey: 'I'll end up looking like a woman from Kanturk'

Ask Audrey: My friend has a support group called Sundays Well People Mortified About Claiming Social Welfare

Ask Audrey: What measures are you taking for home-schooling? Three tonic to one of gin

Ask Audrey: Never start a pyramid scheme in south Kerry, they’re actually not as thick as they look

Everyman's outstanding Jack and the Beanstalk ticks all panto boxes

Ask Audrey: I will be the first man from Sunday’s Well to visit Little Island for something other than golf

Family’s relief as Aer Lingus return parents' ashes lost on flight to Dublin hours before service

Ask Audrey: 'Rod Stewart is about as Scottish as a generous person with a nice set of teeth'

Ask Audrey: 'They should call the new tram line the SUAS, when you come from Ballincollig the only way is up'

Ask Audrey: 'Is the afterlife just something we invented so poor people don’t feel bad about living in Turners Cross?'

Ask Audrey: This could get me kicked out off the WhatsApp group, Posh Cork Doctors Who Like a Drink

Ask Audrey: She gets a lot of business telling people from Wilton why their son didn’t get into Pres. (As if it wasn’t obvious.)

Ask Audrey: 'There’s nothing funnier than a group of women discussing their favourite charity around the pool of a 5-star hotel'

Ask Audrey: C’mere what’s the story with thinking that Limerick do be nearly as good a

Ask Audrey: Morning sex when you have kids in the house is as rare as a Phd in Kilmallock

Ask Audrey: How can I get my girlfriend to stop shouting for Jesus in bed?

Rory O’Connell and Darina Allen pay tribute to Christmas past

Ask Audrey: 'Ken spent €33 million on a submarine to Crosshaven without driving alongside common types'

Ask Audrey: What’s the story with people who don’t like jazz?

Ask Audrey: 'It’s like I’m in a horror movie called Revenge of the Norries'

Ask Audrey: I haven’t laughed so much since someone invited me on a walking tour of Limerick

Ask Audrey: Fota is full of wide-eyed animals, like visitors from Tipp

Ask Audrey: Priests get territorial if you tell them you fancy a nun

Ask Audrey: The Greasy Pole isn’t a guy from Warsaw who needs to wash his hair

Ask Audrey: Nothing will ever shift the smell of bacon from a Waterford man

Ask Audrey: I will cure his sex addiction by showing photos of women from Carrigaline

Ask Audrey: Herself is after falling in with a bunch of intellectuals inside in Killorglin

LATEST: Community in shock following elderly couple's 'brutal' murder

Ask Audrey - 'There is no such thing as a Kerry man with only small amounts of perspiration'

Ask Audrey: My elderly boyfriend sent me a photo of his ding-dong, where can I get it enlarged?

Ask Audrey: Will the Cork Flood Plan walls stop the lower orders from fishing in the Lee?

Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for years

Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for years

What to watch on TV this week

Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for years

Waterford Walls providing much needed canvas and brightening city streets

Retired scientist jailed for killing wife, 83, in row over duvet

A welcome story of change as perceptions of women improve

Five killed in whale-watching tragedy

Agony aunt Ask Audrey is solving all of Cork’s problems

VIDEO: Enda Kenny meets his kitchen cabinet on Ireland AM

A collection with a hard heart

Five producers honoured at coveted Euro-Toques Food Awards 2014

Reviews

Love is in the air as 106-year-old woman hooks up with 73-year-old

Billionaire Englishman who deserves praise

Smooth Operators

Forester’s lost novel proves to be a real find

Top marks for Cork principal

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