Ask Audrey: This could get me kicked out off the WhatsApp group, Posh Cork Doctors Who Like a Drink

Sorting out Cork people for ages.

Now listen up Paddy. My son Penelope (long story) is going to Dublin this weekend to shout for England in the rugby – who knows he might even return a tiny piece of the 100 million pound fortune our family made by stealing land off you miserable shower of Micks.