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How’re oo goin on? Herself is after falling in with a band of fitness freaks below in Drimoleague, and didn’t they give her a set of kettlebells for Christmas. To cut a long story short, she is starting to look like those East German ladies you’d see in the Olympics long go. Now, that might get the juices flowing for some men, particularly above in Dunmanway, but I’m not one of them. How can I get her to stop? – Ger Mick Mary, turn right before Bantry and keep going until you meet a man who is afraid of dual-carriageways.