Ask Audrey: I haven’t laughed so much since someone invited me on a walking tour of Limerick

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I’m deva that the government are going to put a stop to free G&Ts at the hairdressers. Not that I can’t afford to pay (Martin is well up in the mid six figures), but the loose lips after a few scoops is a great way to get the dirt on my neighbours in Maryborough Hill. (Miriam’s daughter-in-law only went to Christ the King. Imagine!) Do you have any pull in Dáil Eireann, to put a stop to this new bill?

— Mindy, Douglas, I’ve started getting my hair done three times a week, do you think I might have an addiction?