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C’mere, I saw a thing on the news last week saying they have a sort of Viagra for women now. My old doll is kind of gone off me in the bedroom front and I was thinking I might get her a couple of packs of the new drug for her birthday like. Do you think that would be a good idea? – Billy, Ballincollig

As ideas go, I would say it’s right up there with holding a gay marriage in Leitrim. Your unfortunate old doll is more likely to get turned on watching a Europa Cup qualifying round match between Stoke City and some crowd from Latvia.I’m not suggesting you plonk her down in front of that either Billy. I recommend you dim the lights and sit down with her to watch a few episodes of The Great British Bake Off. You’d be surprised how many women get turned on watching Paul Hollywood talking about his buns.