Ask Audrey: Nothing will ever shift the smell of bacon from a Waterford man

Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages 

Hello old stock. I got a nasty surprise in the letterbox this morning and to cut a long story short, I have to raise some money sharpish or some jobsworth in the Revenue will finally get his hands on my yacht. (Not that he’ll have a clue how to sail it.) Anyway, I was thinking of whisking Marjorie off to Baltimore and letting out the house to a hurling fan next weekend, as it’s tres handy for Pairc Ui Chaoimh. Which county has the cleanest fans – Tipperary, Clare, Wexford or Waterford?

– Reggie, Blackrock, I don’t think I know anyone from Wexford.