Ask Audrey: The Greasy Pole isn’t a guy from Warsaw who needs to wash his hair

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How’re oo goin’ on? Herself is clearly doing a great job as press liaison officer for Dunmanway Pitch and Putt Club. If you doubt this, then consider the following. Didn’t she get a phonecall from Washington DC last night, to inform her she is in the running to be communications director in the White House, after Trump got rid of your man who talks like Joe Pesci.

Anyway, we’re flying over Monday for a short interview. What do you think she should wear? – Joe Ger Joe Ger, head out towards Drinagh until you see a man practising his ‘howdy, partner.’