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Hello old stock. The wife, Marjorie, found my latest affair phone in the glove compartment of the Range Rover last night. It’s fair to say things are somewhere between ‘Frosty’ and ‘Expensive Lamp Throwing’ here in Chez Reggie. I can see now it is time for me to change the way I live my life. So, what is the best way to keep in touch with my lovely ladies without using a phone?

– Reggie, Blackrock, I was thinking of treating Marjorie to a new chin.