Ask Audrey: 'It’s like I’m in a horror movie called Revenge of the Norries'

Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages

C’mere, what’s the story with everyone going bananas? I do be driven mad here at home from the old doll, who says she can’t sleep because of the full moon. She woke me up in the middle of the night on Tuesday, to tell me that Leo Varadkar appeared in a dream and told her he was putting a tax on sunbeds to strike a blow against the Norries of Cork. Do there be any escape from this madness?

– Dowcha Donie, Blackpool, am I the only one who thinks the new Blind Date is hilarious?