Ask Audrey: Should I pretend to like Sally Rooney's book so people don't think I'm from Mallow?
Ask Audrey: 'My sexy super power is snoring and eating Pringles'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 26 Jan, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Don't confuse a throuple with a threesome, especially not in Kinsale
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 19 Jan, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: A bookshop in Knocknagree? Talk about the worst business idea ever
C’mere what’s the story with dirty bulking? The nephew is staying with us at the moment, it’s all off with his old doll and he do be decimated.

Sun, 15 Jan, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
S Listen: Ask Audrey - What’s the trick to driving on ice when you’re feeling horny?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 15 Dec, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Lanzarote for Christmas? Not if you're from the richest family in Ballintemple
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 08 Dec, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
S Listen — Ask Audrey: The minute you go past Little Island, you’re surrounded by people who have names for their tractor
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 01 Dec, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
S Ask Audrey: A Douglas Road drinks reception? As enticing as a job offer from Elon Musk!
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 24 Nov, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: I’m going to put a peninsula in my kitchen. Do you know where I can get one? 
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 17 Nov, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Apparently cava and tapas is totes Carrigaline now
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 10 Nov, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Can we keep the roads free at rush-hour for cars from Cork? 
Ask Audrey, sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 03 Nov, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: Is it possible to listen to jazz for a night without losing your mind?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 27 Oct, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: What's the point following Munster up to Dublin when we'll be in the same jersey as someone from Clonmel?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 20 Oct, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: Hurling is the kind of game played by Norries and cave dwellers from east Cork
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 13 Oct, 2022

Listen — Ask Audrey: 'I wouldn't want to end up in the CUH. I'd just hate to have to spend time in Wilton'
Listen — Ask Audrey: 'I wouldn't want to end up in the CUH. I'd just hate to have to spend time in Wilton'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 06 Oct, 2022

Mother of one of 'Two Norries' wrote his eulogy at height of his addiction
Mother of one of 'Two Norries' wrote his eulogy at height of his addiction
The mother of James Leonard, of the award winning The Two Norries podcast, has admitted she penned his eulogy when he was in the depths of his drug addiction as she feared he would die.

Wed, 28 Sep, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
S Listen - Ask Audrey: A house in Kinsale is now beyond your average Douglas Road Stunner
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 22 Sep, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: The old man is attempting to cut me off, financially. How can I get him to stop?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Fri, 16 Sep, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: Joyriding in Fermoy turns on my Model Farm Road princess
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 08 Sep, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: Would you leave Ballintemple for 10 grand?
Will Pres kick me out of the alumni union for calling blackberries 'blackas?'

Thu, 01 Sep, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: The dulcet tones of Neil Prendeville are his idea of a 'sexy soundtrack'
As long as it's not that luadramán Dave MacArdle talking about his home run hit on RedFM

Thu, 25 Aug, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: The new feen has a nice bit of road frontage and a dead old lade
His mitt etiquette may be a dealbreaker though

Thu, 18 Aug, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: Would the Wagatha Christie of Fermoy please stand up?
Someone has to be leaking those texts

Thu, 04 Aug, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: 'They're looking for bikini models in Ballydesmond'
And c'mere, why is my cat giving me the stink eye like a gowl?

Thu, 28 Jul, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'Covid won't stop me scoring with babes in Mallorca'
It's just a light strain of coronavirus, lay off

Thu, 21 Jul, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: '99s are for Norries and everyone knows it'
How do you convince a posh wan to houseswap for a three-bed semi in North Cork? Asking for a friend

Thu, 14 Jul, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: Can I not just get langers and hug your old doll?
They call it all-you-can-drink and stop you at 6 pints, that's discrimination

Thu, 07 Jul, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: Would ya get away with a mankini in Ballybunion?
The Limerick lads sound like pure "hard men" but it's really just the accents 

Thu, 30 Jun, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: They're all wizards in the sack, the Dubs
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 23 Jun, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: A nudist colony in Dunmanway? I'm not one bit surprised
They're charging three grand off the back of it, the absolute gougers 

Fri, 17 Jun, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: I'm done dating the over-60s
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 02 Jun, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: It's freezing cold in West Cork, and it the arse end of May
Sorting out Cork people for years

Thu, 26 May, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'The only mention of Jesus Christ is when someone gets catapulted out the bouncy castle after prosecco'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 19 May, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen - Ask Audrey: With the rise of Sinn Féin, everyone had a grand-uncle at Kilmichael
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Fri, 13 May, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'What's the story with being threatened by a gomie on Russian TV?'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 05 May, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen - Ask Audrey: Where is the best place in Cork to bring my English mistress?
Sorting Cork people out for ages

Fri, 29 Apr, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: If Google knows I’m looking at cars in Clare, it will have me marked as a pervert
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 21 Apr, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'We banned her from the group because only Norries call it Fitzgerald’s Park'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 14 Apr, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'C’mere, what’s the story with getting married in Vegas?'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Fri, 08 Apr, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: is it possible Kinsale is no longer the kinky-sex capital of Cork?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 17 Mar, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Marbs is going to be terrific this year without all the oligarchs
Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 10 Mar, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: How could I be jealous of Cillian Murphy, he’s from the southside?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 03 Mar, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'D'you know where I could learn to speak posh in a hurry?'
Sorting out Cork people for ages.

Thu, 24 Feb, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Say what you will about Ballydesmond, but we were well-stocked with pervert farmers
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 17 Feb, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Socialising in Killarney is something you’d expect from a Norrie
Lorna posted Jessie Buckley’s photo with the caption ‘Never seen anyone looking like this in Killarney, even after two bottles of prosecco’.

Thu, 10 Feb, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: I’m worried that I’ll look like someone at a fashion show in Kanturk
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 03 Feb, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: The Russians wouldn't want to get that close to Kanturk
There’s a new Russian hanging around the town and isn’t Berna after getting it into her head that he’s some class of spy

Thu, 27 Jan, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'I went to Ballydesmond and all I got was the Clap'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 20 Jan, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: All my friends have Covid now and I’m feeling a bit left out
Berna managed to test positive yesterday, a woman so shite at picking up things that she once came home without a man from the Macra dance in Newmarket

Thu, 13 Jan, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: If you don’t cook spiced beef for 18 hours you might as well be from Limerick
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 23 Dec, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Nothing magical about visiting a fake North Pole with a family from Glanmire
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 16 Dec, 2021

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