Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: Would ya get away with a mankini in Ballybunion?
The Limerick lads sound like pure "hard men" but it's really just the accents 

Thu, 30 Jun, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: They're all wizards in the sack, the Dubs
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 23 Jun, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: A nudist colony in Dunmanway? I'm not one bit surprised
They're charging three grand off the back of it, the absolute gougers 

Fri, 17 Jun, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: I'm done dating the over-60s
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 02 Jun, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: It's freezing cold in West Cork, and it the arse end of May
Sorting out Cork people for years

Thu, 26 May, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'The only mention of Jesus Christ is when someone gets catapulted out the bouncy castle after prosecco'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 19 May, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen - Ask Audrey: With the rise of Sinn Féin, everyone had a grand-uncle at Kilmichael
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Fri, 13 May, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'What's the story with being threatened by a gomie on Russian TV?'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 05 May, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen - Ask Audrey: Where is the best place in Cork to bring my English mistress?
Sorting Cork people out for ages

Fri, 29 Apr, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: If Google knows I’m looking at cars in Clare, it will have me marked as a pervert
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 21 Apr, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'We banned her from the group because only Norries call it Fitzgerald’s Park'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 14 Apr, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'C’mere, what’s the story with getting married in Vegas?'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Fri, 08 Apr, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: is it possible Kinsale is no longer the kinky-sex capital of Cork?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 17 Mar, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Marbs is going to be terrific this year without all the oligarchs
Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 10 Mar, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: How could I be jealous of Cillian Murphy, he’s from the southside?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 03 Mar, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'D'you know where I could learn to speak posh in a hurry?'
Sorting out Cork people for ages.

Thu, 24 Feb, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Say what you will about Ballydesmond, but we were well-stocked with pervert farmers
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 17 Feb, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Socialising in Killarney is something you’d expect from a Norrie
Lorna posted Jessie Buckley’s photo with the caption ‘Never seen anyone looking like this in Killarney, even after two bottles of prosecco’.

Thu, 10 Feb, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: I’m worried that I’ll look like someone at a fashion show in Kanturk
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 03 Feb, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: The Russians wouldn't want to get that close to Kanturk
There’s a new Russian hanging around the town and isn’t Berna after getting it into her head that he’s some class of spy

Thu, 27 Jan, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'I went to Ballydesmond and all I got was the Clap'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 20 Jan, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: All my friends have Covid now and I’m feeling a bit left out
Berna managed to test positive yesterday, a woman so shite at picking up things that she once came home without a man from the Macra dance in Newmarket

Thu, 13 Jan, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: If you don’t cook spiced beef for 18 hours you might as well be from Limerick
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 23 Dec, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Nothing magical about visiting a fake North Pole with a family from Glanmire
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 16 Dec, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: It wasn’t long before we were checking into a hotel in Mallow for afternoon delight
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 09 Dec, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Is a thermal vest fetish weird, even for Abbeyfeale?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 02 Dec, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: How do you cure someone who gets turned on by English accents? Boris Johnson
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 25 Nov, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Where do you stand on neighbours in the nip? Just outside the window
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 18 Nov, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: What's the story with talking after doing the biz?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 11 Nov, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: The ferry is full of lorry drivers and retired teachers from Ovens in a camper van
Sorting out Cork people for ages ...

Thu, 04 Nov, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'Is there any way to convince a 52-year-old woman that she isn’t Britney Spears?'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 28 Oct, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: There is so much poverty in the world, just look at Carrigaline
"It's getting sympathetic on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Who Can't Believe You're Not Going to Hotel Europe for Mid-Term"

Thu, 21 Oct, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: We wouldn’t dream of going on Viber because that’s for people in Glanmire
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 07 Oct, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'The less said about our attempts to put on a ballet in Scartaglin, the better'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 30 Sep, 2021

Ask Audrey: Don't ask a guy in Douglas if he went to Pres — wait 10 seconds and he’ll tell you
Ask Audrey: Don't ask a guy in Douglas if he went to Pres — wait 10 seconds and he’ll tell you
Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

Thu, 23 Sep, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: can you drive an electric car without looking like you're in love with Dan Boyle?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 16 Sep, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Should I pretend to like Sally Rooney's book so people don't think I'm from Mallow?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 09 Sep, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: I’d be devastated at the thought of him slipping off his €150 jocks in a Travelodge
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 29 Jul, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Ken and Emer did the business in public, which is illegal, even in Kinsale
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 08 Jul, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: ‘You’re not getting near me, ya gowl, with your Wibbly Wobbly Wonder’
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 24 Jun, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'Is there a service to show bogwomen how to dress swanky, like a city girl?'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 17 Jun, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'What’s the point in being rich if you can’t tell politicians what to do?'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 27 May, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Yoga helps skinny ones from Douglas Road stick their head further up their arse
Sorting out Cork people for ages ... Listen to the Ask Audrey podcast here

Thu, 20 May, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'How do you get people from Kerry to stop talking about Kerry?'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Fri, 14 May, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: How can you tell if a bee is from the northside?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Fri, 07 May, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'Let the tree-huggers of Cork know they are unwelcome on the Blackrock Road'
Sorting Cork people out for ages

Thu, 29 Apr, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: She’s a total pervert, likes to tie me to the rad and pretend I’m from Glounthaune
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 22 Apr, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'I cry myself to sleep, thinking about Cillian Murphy buying a place in Dublin'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 15 Apr, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Amn’t I 20 pages into my debut erotic novel, 50 Shades of Scartaglin
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 01 Apr, 2021

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Can I drive up to Newry and say lash a bit of vaccine into me arm, there, lah?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 25 Mar, 2021

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