Ask Audrey: My Limerick girlfriend wants me to shout insults at the Cork GAA players

"...she said she'd make it well worth my while..."

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

C’mere, what’s the story with supporting Limerick? 

I’m double old-dolling at the moment, I’ve started seeing this one at work, on the sly obviously, because I’m engaged to my actual old doll.