Ask Audrey: I live in Macroom, I’ve shifted guys who look like Kermit the Frog

You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Ask Audrey: sorting out Cork people for aaaaaaages

It’s getting jumpy on our WhatsApp group: Douglas Road Stunners Who Don’t Drink the Same Coffee as People in Kilmallock.

This all goes back to a Good Taste retreat we went on last week in Mallorca (not Majorca), it was 8-grand-jumpsuits-up-the-yazoo at Departures up in Cork Airport — at least three bogmen had to be treated for whiplash.