Ask Audrey: 'I took a look at your house and three words came to mind — Room To Improve'

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

It’s getting competitive on our WhatsApp group Douglas Stunners Selling the Naming Rights to Their House. Fifi_Polyam is forever flashing her mini-mansion to her 150,000 followers on Instagram (148,000 followed her in one week when she started vodka-posting insults about her Ken’s latest, but still). She said her house is one of the most talked about places in Cork and it’s just leaving money on the table if she doesn’t sell the naming rights. 

Flo_NewForehead said ya, and anything would be better than the current name, we all fired laugh-out-loud emojis at that comment because Fifi’s house is called My Achievement. Claire_LookAtMyHair said she contacted lululemon to see if they were interested in sponsoring her gaff, total tumbleweed in response which is sly given the 10 grand a year she spends on their flattering gym gear because it’s easier than dieting.