Ask Audrey: They’re like JFK in Kinsale — they get a headache without sex once a day

You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice — it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

I’m the owner of a busy restaurant in Cork and I can tell you now that I run a tight ship. 

No jewellery, no tattoos or ankle socks and absolutely no intimate relationships between members of my staff. This might sound like a tricky rule given that most of them are in their early 20s, but it works as long as you don’t hire someone from Kinsale. (They’re like John F Kennedy in Kinsale, they get a headache if they don’t have sex once a day.)