Ask Audrey: You Irish are very nice - but I have to point out that you are overly fond of the C-word

You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

Hello, it’s Rosealeen from Ballydesmond. Jesus if I had one bit of advice it would be this – never buy a ticket for a raffle in your local nudist society. 

Pokey Paul called to my front door last month in his pelt, everything showing, and asked me did I want to buy a ticket for the Ballydesmond Nudist Society raffle.