Ask Audrey: 'What's the story with moving Cork up to the North-West?'

You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

C’mere, what’s the story with moving Cork somewhere else in Ireland? 

It was bad enough Limerick winning the hurling last Sunday, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the cousin-marryers in Kerry do the business in the football this coming Sunday, and then where will we be?