Our daughter is 10, she’s in the best school in Cork city, I’m very high up in a leading multi-national. We got an email the other day saying that her teacher will be giving her the sex talk next week and that it’s mandatory for all students, no exceptions. I didn’t like the tone of that Audrey if I’m being honest, so I contacted Erika, mother of my daughter’s best friend, Dutch woman, blunt to the point of being rude. She came straight out with it – the teacher is from Kinsale so God knows what she’ll be saying to our kids about sex. I’m no prude Audrey, I’m amazed I didn’t get pregnant on my J1, but we all know the main leisure activity in Kinsale, and it isn’t golf. (My husband Trev has a cousin living down there, Swinger City.) I started a WhatsApp group, Blackrock Road Power Moms Against Teachers from Kinsale, and we’re putting pressure on the school now to get someone else in to teach the girls about sex. It’s not like we’re looking for a nun, all we want is someone who believes that three is a crowd when you’re doing the business. Where should we go looking for someone like that? — Lorna, Blackrock Road
I wouldn’t bother with Midleton anyway. They reckon two is a crowd when it comes to sexy time.
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